“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”—Homer Simpson (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
TO TUMBLR PEEPZ: REBLOG THIS POST AND AT THE SAME TIME ADD YOUR OWN ONE SENTENCE PRAYER. THIS IS OUR PRAYER TO GOD ASKING HIS GUIDANCE AND LIGHT TO CONTINUE SAVING ALL OF US , THE WORLD FROM THESE SUDDEN CALAMITIES.
Dear God, I am sincerely asking you please bless those countries attacked by these harsh earthquakes. Help them in their struggle of survival and please, please, save the world from any further frightening crisis. Have mercy on us, Lord. God bless us!
People are so freaking annoying. I was defriended on facebook by someone because of one thing he thought i said, which i didn’t. I’ve been the one person he could trust for the past 2 years… really? Is this high school? He couldn’t just confront me? Grow up.
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“In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.”—
Actress Andrea Fay Friedman, who voiced “Down Syndrome Girl” Ellen on Family Guy, and is herself an individual with Down’s, responds to Palin’s negative remarks concerning the controversial episode.
“The trick is to keep moving forward, to let go of the fear and the regret that slow us down and keep us from enjoying a journey that will be over too soon. Yes, there will be unexpected bends in the road, shocking surprises we didn’t see coming… but that’s really the point, don’t you think?”—Desperate Housewives